A domesticated rabbit, or a wild rabbit? If I were a wild rabbit, I’d hide the fuck in my hole, because 99% of the predators out there would love to have me for dinner. If I were domesticated, I’d spend most of my time trying to establish my intelligence with my owner so I wouldn’t have to spend my life confined to a cage. I’d also run really fast.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Skype isn’t the slightest bit too direct. I’m of.fans.and.flames
Pretty sure you’re no murderer or disappointment. Be a little easier on yourself, eh?
Hm, why’s that? You’re not. Actually, quite the opposite.
Well thank you. That is very much appreciated. I’ve been at my friend’s house since Wednesday (she was close to City of Hope) and am enjoying escaping the situation temporarily and just checking out. She’s an amazing friend. I know I’ll have to go back and deal with shit soon, but I’m sure they can carry on for a couple days without me. A part of me just wants to stay gone, but people are counting on me and I don’t want regrets.
Would you wanna go off anon? Tumblr’s pretty stupid for not having a reply privately to anons option, don’t ya think?
attack on shitty puns